J. FRANCIS

Founder, Owner, CEO & Chief Creative Officer

Faerylighs Inc began over a half-century ago as a literal fever dream when Founder, Owner, CEO & Chief Creative Officer J. Francis – suffering from pneumonia, alcohol poisoning and syphilis – received a vision from Dionysus to transform his family’s ancestral plantation into a film studio. Since those early days, having weathered scandals, calamities and fiascos that would have humbled lesser men, J. Francis has remained steadfastly cocksure. For the past five decades this Atlanta native has been a stalwart champion of quality exploitation cinema, fighting ferociously against the innumerable censors, critics, creditors, committees, cowards and Cassandras that would have seen his precious life’s work brought low. From early cinematic successes such as A Midsummer’s Naughty Dream and Theseus and the Amorous Minotaur to recent triumphs like Alexis Necromancess and Daisy Hutch: Werewolf Duchess, J. Francis and Faerylights endure as an eternal flame for connoisseurs of art AND life.

HOLLY DARNELL

Vice President

Born and raised in the podunk backwater of St Francisville, Louisiana, Vice President Holly Darnell always believed she suffered from schizophrenia before finally realizing that the voices inside her head were REAL. Suddenly, her perceived liability transformed into an invaluable asset as Miss Darnell embarked upon her career as an actress. While most wannabes struggle with the basics of performance, Holly’s witchy ability to manifest fully realized three-dimensional human psyches made it possible for her to tackle any role. It was “The Method” on steroids. Having begun her career at Faerylights Flux with the iconic Alexis Necromancess, Holly is currently starring in Faerylights’ crowning achievement, Daisy Hutch: Werewolf Duchess. Having “saved the company” (in the words of Faerylights Founder, Owner, CEO & Chief Creative Officer J. Francis), Holly has been promoted to Vice President and works directly under the Founder in an adjoining office. Boss bitch? Try literal witch.

JODI PRICE

Chief Marketing Officer (CMO)

Without the superhuman efforts of Chief Marketing Officer Jodi Price, Faerylights Inc would have remained a heap of smoldering ashes following the Great Fire of 1999. Pushing for the creation of the company’s innovative streaming service Faerylights Flux, Jodi also served as the showrunner on early hits such as Mighty Maddy, Brianna Banana and The Claw Club. Her more recent effort Alexis Necromancess became an actual cultural phenomenon, with many documented cases of copycat human sacrifices in universities around the world. Jodi’s merciless, bone-chilling, frankly psychopathic management style has led to accusations that she is an actual vampire, but there has been no physical evidence that this is the case. And at any rate, vampires are not real. That said, she certainly “knows where the bodies are buried” and does whatever it takes to ensure Faerylights always comes out tops.

BARCLAY BEAUMONT

Chief Operating Officer (COO)

Every great company needs some sort of weird nerd to get the boring stuff done, and Faerylights Inc is blessed to have Savannah, Georgia native Barclay Beaumont as its dependable and obsequious Chief Operating Officer. Obsessed with American fashion designers Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren and mostly Tom Ford, Barclay studied fashion at the prestigious Fashion Institute of Technology in New York before finally realizing he had no actual talent, and would instead have to embark upon a career in management. Voted the Best Smelling Employee at the Faerylights’ annual Fourth of July bash, Barclay takes grooming very seriously, and ensures that the cast, crew and executives at the company always maintain the highest standards of personal hygiene.